|1-ITS ME!!!



                    A true story from DEAD HEAD/NFA

Yes its true i've won the bleedin lottery, here's my story..

    It  was  a  usual  Saturday, or so I thought.  As I got up it seemed
just  the usual, didn't get up any earlier or later - knackered as usual
(I  only  finish work at about 12:30 am) and so I got up, mouth was dry,
got  dressed  got  a glass of water and then went for a pee!  (why is it
that  that  always  happens?   eh?).   Anyway  I went downstairs and got
myself a bowl of Frosties and slapped the telly on....Saturday Aardcrap!
useless,  missed  X-MEN  bollocks  and  Batman  on  ITV.   Tried to find
something  decent  on telly, nothing on.  Buggered about for a few hours
then  had  my  dinner.  Finished off some jiffies and went to post them.
Had a look in the newsagent, "what the hell" I said and decided to buy a
lottery ticket.  Got home and chucked it on the side.  Spent the rest of
the day doin' some home work (YAWN!!) and generally faffing around.

    Well  the time came 8pm and the draw was about to commence and I sat
there grasping my ticket tightly, parms sweating and suddenly THERE THEY
WERE!!,  I  saw  them  my numbers on the screen staring me in the face!,
well  I couldn't believe it I ran around the house shouting, but after a
while I calmed down.

    It  was  about a week later when I recieved the money and I pondered
on what to spend the money on, but decided to take it easy to start with
adn so me and a couple of mates went for a drink!!

    And  there  you have it my own lottery win, Still done know what I'm
going to spend the rest of the tenner on!

DEAD HEAD/NFA

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